Thursday, March 17

10 Things I Leaned On My Vacation...

1. If you poke a starfish, it will bite.

2. There is such a thing as too much Mickey Mouse.

3. Sea-Sick patches make you dizzy.

4. If you are playing a round of Logo trivia, it helps to be from Texas.

5. Cruise ship food is bad.

6. You can paint a coconut to look like a football, and tourists will buy it.

7. Cruise ship food is really bad.

8. There is no amount of heat makes that makes a Speedo on a 70+ year old man acceptable in public.

9. Apparently, people who frequent cruise ships enjoy purchasing gaudy jewelry and enormous bottles of alcohol.

10. I am not built to cruise.

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