1. If you poke a starfish, it will bite.
2. There is such a thing as too much Mickey Mouse.
3. Sea-Sick patches make you dizzy.
4. If you are playing a round of Logo trivia, it helps to be from Texas.
5. Cruise ship food is bad.
6. You can paint a coconut to look like a football, and tourists will buy it.
7. Cruise ship food is really bad.
8. There is no amount of heat makes that makes a Speedo on a 70+ year old man acceptable in public.
9. Apparently, people who frequent cruise ships enjoy purchasing gaudy jewelry and enormous bottles of alcohol.
10. I am not built to cruise.